Stupid question. It’s called random chance. It happens to tons of people and this time it’s me.

What pisses me off is I wear wide brim hats all the time. I won’t go out for the day without one. I have about five different ones to choose from and all are well used.

I also wear sunscreen. I’ve been wearing 60 spf since they only made it for babies. So I bought baby sunscreen. Now they make big girl sunscreen with 60 spf. I guess it’s now cool for adults to care about skin cancer.

Why me? Why not me.